my date was better than your date.

Homecoming 2011

"You and Me"
September 17th, 2011.

Ruger Memmott:

17.

5'11.

Plays lacrosse.

Dancer, recently introduced to break dancing.

Has a strawberry blonde afro.

Fearless on a trampoline.

Funnest (shut up, it's a word) date ever.

Kirsten Goodman:

17.

5'2, with the exception of 5 inch heels.

Plays soccer.

Voted: Most awkward dancer award.
Relies on second-day curls.
Incapable of successfully doing a backflip.
Endless supply of awkward-dancing energy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, my senior homecoming was a complete success.
Everything was perfect. I had the best date I could have asked for.

Oh, & you know that kid that always does the most insane dance moves

in the circle at dances? That was my date. Yes, I am bragging.
Anything your date can do, mine can do better. Deal with it.
Happy Homecoming.