two turtle doves

on the second day of christmas:

i woke up early to get doped up on laughing gas.

i fell in love with the dentist.

i drove home, drugged and numb in my right cheek.

i got to school in time for second period.

i had a sub in foods, despite the fact that he could walk

perfectly fine with a cane, he drove his wheel chair, at

probably -0.04 miles an hour with a black flag attached

and bright orange flames on it. he probably had two hairs

on his head and wore glasses four inches thick. 

[please excuse my exaggeration]

i continually massaged my numb cheek in hopes to regain feeling.

i became a russian, seamstress immigrant, married to a kid in

my class, that had pink eyes, heart problems, and something

wrong with my face. also, i was called 'stupid' in spanish, and 

got deported out of america. [welcome to ap us history]

i ate grilled cheese, grilled to perfection.

i learned about D&C 76 and how to live a celestial life.

i got another angel.

i had a relieving, honest talk with danny.

i considered folding the pile of laundry on my bed.

i delivered cookies to elderly, or homebound wardies & caroled.

i added to my collection of 57 notes.

i considered painting my nails.

i checked my grade in psychology. the B was generous.

i listened to aly & aj's christmas music.

i worked on christmas presents.
i watched payson beat our boys basketball team.
i won a bet, arctic circle shakes.

i counted down to christmas break, three days.

i counted down to christmas day, 11 days.

turtle doves. how about two turtle shakes

and dove chocolates. mmm love it.