i'm not joking.

the stress levels are eating away at my insides.

no.

literally.

i have a stress-induced ulcer.

if you've had an ulcer, please raise your hand.

we can be friends. and we can cry in the fetal 

position for hours on end. we can be anorexic

together until it goes away, because eating food

hurts more than never eating again. 

if you're not completely sure what an ulcer is,

basically it's a kanker in your stomach. it is

produced from high stress levels and citrus-y

acidic foods. sometimes bacteria live on ulcers

and aggravate it, and quicken the growth of the

ulcer. it is extremely painful and can last for long

amounts of time. it's like a five week long period.

but in your stomach. and not really a period at all.

but you know what decided to join my ulcer?

mother nature. she's returned from her monthly 

vacation, to make this, the. most. miserable. day. ever.

no.

literally.

thanks megan for explaining a couple things about our

favorite time of the month. remember how chocolate

gets rid of cramps? well, great, but it actually worsens

ulcers. hmm.. you know how you get crazy cravings

for your favorite foods, like bajio, or costa vida, etc?

yeah, well my ulcer doesn't like spicy foods either. lets

just ruin all my fun. stupid ulcer. stupid mother nature.

i'm currently an anorexic, emotional wreck, that's

overly stressed out, starving, and in lots of pain.

please.

feel free to bring me ice cream.

[cold stone cake batter with brownie.]

at least i can eat that much.

[or just chocolate ice cream would suffice.]